You get your wish.
YER A WIZZARD, HARRY.
Leave me the following comment: THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED.
I will tell you exactly why you are awesome. For no reason!
Your job, nay, your duty to the wizarding world, is to tell the next person to comment why THEY are awesome.
We win the game when everyone has a comment!
BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER.